Scientists say a chimpanzee has demonstrated an ability to plan for future events. What exactly did the chimp do?
A: He collected stones to attack local residents in Sandymount and Ringsend
B: He hoarded peanuts, in order to treat his fellow chimps to a Community Gain feast
C: He rehearsed a chest-thumping display in private, until it was good enough to put on in front of an Oireachtas Committee
D: He arranged to be anointed to the board of Dublin Docklands Developers Autocracy
E: He rigged the market in peanut futures after dumping his Anglo-Irish Bank shares onto Ireland (Unlimited) Inc
F: He hid CAD files under rocks, deceiving the fools visiting his SIG Consultations at the zoo
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Why are people with vested interests in property/building past or present being appointed to this DDDA thing. Could they not get someone from Intel/MNC or the voluntary sector to sit on it?
I have an image I can't shake of the DDDA singing the Simpsons Stonecutters song before meetings
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tulip wrote:
Why are people with vested interests in property/building past or present being appointed to this DDDA thing.
Because they are the Dublin Docklands DEVELOPMENT Authority and their centrepiece project is a huge Commercial / Residentail / Retail development! If it ain't broke, don't fix it! :twisted:
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