March 11, 2009

DDDA's Planning Chimp

It's long been suspected that Chimpanzees have been recruited by Anglo Irish Bank as their in-house Directors in their Developers Autocracy (DDDA).

Anglo-DDDA Director


Scientists say a chimpanzee has demonstrated an ability to plan for future events. What exactly did the chimp do?



A: He collected stones to attack local residents in Sandymount and Ringsend

B: He hoarded peanuts, in order to treat his fellow chimps to a Community Gain feast

C: He rehearsed a chest-thumping display in private, until it was good enough to put on in front of an Oireachtas Committee

D: He arranged to be anointed to the board of Dublin Docklands Developers Autocracy

E: He rigged the market in peanut futures after dumping his Anglo-Irish Bank shares onto Ireland (Unlimited) Inc

F: He hid CAD files under rocks, deceiving the fools visiting his SIG Consultations at the zoo




2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why are people with vested interests in property/building past or present being appointed to this DDDA thing. Could they not get someone from Intel/MNC or the voluntary sector to sit on it?

I have an image I can't shake of the DDDA singing the Simpsons Stonecutters song before meetings

_________________
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

--Aldous Huxley, (1894-1963)

http://www.thepropertypin.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=16755&p=217859#p217859

Anonymous said...

tulip wrote:
Why are people with vested interests in property/building past or present being appointed to this DDDA thing.


Because they are the Dublin Docklands DEVELOPMENT Authority and their centrepiece project is a huge Commercial / Residentail / Retail development! If it ain't broke, don't fix it! :twisted:

_________________
PROFIT = LOSS

http://www.thepropertypin.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=16755&p=217859#p217859